Saturday, November 22, 2014

3 Minute Quiche

This may be appalling to some, but just because you are in a hurry doesn't mean you can't have classy quiche.

Ingredients and Utensils:

1. 1 egg
2. Shredded cheese of your choice
3. Spinach (optional)
4. Mug
5. Fork
6. Microwave

Directions:

Put ripped spinach, cheese, and egg into a mug, and beat it all for about 30 seconds. Put immediately into the microwave on high for 2 minutes. The End.

Thursday, November 20, 2014

Pumpkin Pie that WON'T Kill You...in 20 minutes!

We all know that a high mortality rate from over-indulgence is a uniquely Western problem. (Wow. Turning 35 has made me really preachy...) Anyways, here is how to make a pumpkin pie that not only tastes good, but helps grow and maintain healthy stomach flora with good bacteria.

I know some people hate chatty blogs, so I've bolded what you really need to know.

CRUST

Ingredients: 1/2 apple sauce, 1/2 cup ground flaxseed, 1/2 rolled oats, 1/2 chopped nuts, 2T sunflower oil, 2T coconut flakes. (If you hate coconut, don't add the flakes.)

Directions: Preheat the oven to 350. Mix all the ingredients together. (I do my mixing in the pie pan itself to save washing an extra bowl.) Spread the mixture throughout the pan. Bake for 12 minutes.



As you can see from the picture above, I added my coconut flakes on top of everything else.


PIE FILLING

Ingredients: 1 can of pure pumpkin, 1t cinnamon, 1/2t nutmeg, 1/2t ginger, 1/2t allspice, 1/2t cardamom, 1c vanilla yogurt, 2T gelatin dissolved in 2T of hot water. 

Directions: While your crust is baking, mix everything but the gelatin together. (I do my mixing in the yogurt tub itself so I don't have to wash another bowl.) Dissolve the gelatin separately in between stirs of your filling mixture. Once the gelatin has cooled a little, add it to the rest of the filling. (You don't want it too hot, or it will kill the good bacteria in the yogurt.) Put the filling in the refrigerator for a few minutes until your crust has finished baking and has cooled. 

P.S. I don't add sugar because there is plenty in the vanilla yogurt. If you are a sugar fiend, then...*sigh*...I guess add some. Just remember, the point of this exercise is to make something healthy.

While you are waiting for all the cooling to finish, let me explain why I'm using gelatin. I realize that gelatin is an animal product (well, so is the yogurt if we want to get technical), but I needed something that was a good thickening agent and I didn't want to add eggs because I'm not cooking the filling. If you don't want to add gelatin, then use a vegetable thickener or just freeze the thing and eat it like an ice cream pie. I don't freeze mine because, again, don't want to hurt the good bacteria in the yogurt.

Also, if eating uncooked pumpkin out of a can makes you nervous, then I guess you can buy yourself a pumpkin and puree it the old fashioned way. I'm just using what I have on-hand because I'm too lazy to leave the house.

Here is the baked crust. It actually holds together quite well.




Once the crust has cooled down from hot to slightly warm, go ahead and add the filling. It may have congealed into lumps in the few minutes that you've been waiting, so just run it through a blender before you pour and you'll be fine. Once you've poured it, spread it throughout the crust. Put promptly into the refrigerator. 

(It may or may not set depending on how much gelatin you use or your altitude or if the baking gods are smiling, so if it doesn't, go ahead and put it in the freezer and serve it like an ice cream pie.)



The End!