Showing posts with label wellness. Show all posts
Showing posts with label wellness. Show all posts

Monday, January 6, 2014

Make 32oz of Your Own Liquid Castile Soap for $1.00...Apologies to Dr. Bronner

Here's another thing I did over the holidays. I read about how to do this on another blog, so I'm kind of a poser on this one, but in case you haven't read this blog, I'll tell you how I did it myself. I did it more quickly and my result is more concentrated (i.e. the same consistency as Dr. Bronner's) than hers.

The key ingredient is Kirk's Original Coco Castile Soap (or any castile soap for that matter, Kirk's is just the cheapest I've seen). I found this at the Walmart in Central, SC in a three-pack for $3.00. (For people in Seneca, it's not at our Walmart, I checked.) You could also check Big Lots periodically, as they get organic/natural stuff from time to time.

Sorry, Blogger put my picture in sideways:



As you can see, there are no harmful sulfates or weird-to-pronounce ingredients:


I know it's not as exotically ingredient-ed as Dr. Bronner's. In other words, if jojoba oil was the selling point to you of Dr. Bronner's then...buy Dr. Bronner's. Otherwise, if you are all about the saving of money, continue reading...

With a Dollar Tree grater, I grated the entire bar of soap and shoved it into an old 32oz. empty bottle of Dr. Bronner's.



Then I boiled 32oz. of water and poured the boiling water into the bottle. In a few minutes it was all dissolved. (Learn from my mistake: Maybe don't shove the soap shavings into the bottle. Maybe just dissolve the 32oz. of water in a separate non-melty container and let it cool before pouring into the bottle...Because look what I did to my bottle!)


Oh well, even though the bottle is warped, the formula works just like Dr. Bronner's! You can use it in place of Dr. Bronner's in any of the homemade soaps and shampoos on my or other people's blogs.


The End





Friday, October 4, 2013

Wholegrain (Wheat-free) Apple Crisp

Apples are stinkin' cheap this time of year (1 - 9 apple bag is $1.98 at Aldi!), so I'm currently making apple chips with 5 Granny Smith apples (How to make apple chips: Buy a dehydrator. Slice apples and put them in. Wait.). However, I had all these extra ends of apple. (You know how after you've cored them and you've sliced them, it gets to a point that you can't slice the end anymore without cutting your hand to pieces?. . .That's where these ends came from.) So, I decided to cut up three more apples and add the ends and make some apple crisp. I didn't know how, so I looked up a recipe, but. . .you know me and recipes! Here's my healthier option:



You will need: 

1. 4 or 5 apples
2. A handful of nuts (any kind...or not...)
3. A few tablespoons of flaxseed. I eyeballed...If you need exact, then do 3T.
4. No more than 1/4c of brown sugar. Maybe less, actually.
5. A dollop of Lite Maple Syrup or honey
6. A splash of lemon juice

Mix 2-6 up; then add the apples and mix them into the mixture. Put this mixture in an oven safe casserole dish. Preheat your oven to 350 and mix the following for the topping:

1. 1/4c (or an eyeballed pile) of flaxseed
2. 1/2c (or another eyeballed pile) of oatmeal 
3. 1/8c of brown sugar (or not)
4. A few shakes of cinnamon
5. A few shakes of cardamom (or not)
6. A shake or two of nutmeg
7. A handful of nuts (or not)
8. A splash of apple cider or a couple spoonfuls of apple sauce.

Mix 1-7 up and then add a splash of apple cider--just enough that the mixture balls and crumbles. I also pour a little apple cider over the mixture in the casserole dish before I add this topping to it (helps the apples get good and juicy).

Feel free to play around with ingredients. You don't have to be too exact, because you're not making a cake or nuthin'!

Bake for 35-40 minutes. Turn off the oven and let it stay in there for a few minutes before you take it out.

Fun Fact: My husband calls the country-fried chicken breast with a fried egg on it at Cracker Barrel "Chicken Porn." Since I use apples, apple sauce, and apple cider for this recipe, I call this "Apple Porn," but I figured that it wouldn't be appreciated if I put "Porn" in the title of my recipe, so. . .there. Now you know.


The End!






Friday, May 24, 2013

Diet Apocalypse Soup



So, if you're like me, you are constantly hungry. One way I stave off hunger, maintain my weight, and save money is to make bean soup. It's super high in flavor, fiber, vitamins, and protein but low in sodium and fat. It's a recipe handed down to me for years and years from mine own head. It's a bit labor-intensive (takes about 3 or 4 hours), but you can do other things while it's cooking.  Also, it makes you feel like an olden-timey kitchen maid or a witch from Macbeth.

I know it's an odd time of year for such a hearty meal, but you can eat it cold if the weather is too hot. Leastwise, you will eat off it for days and days...maybe weeks or months: Hence the apocalypse reference. Here's how I do it:

Get these staples:

1. A huge stock pot. (Remember when you made laundry soap? Use that one.)
2. A ladle.
3. An iron skillet.
4. A wooden spatula

These main ingredients:

5. Four or five bags of dry beans (It doesn't matter what kind. Pick your favorites! I usually buy one of those 15-bean bags and add three or four bags of whatever bean is cheapest at the store. I like lentils and split peas. Don't buy canned beans because that's gross.)
6. Some chopped up meat (Not much. Let's say 1/2lb. I use either the lowest fat/sodium sausage I can find or else ground turkey. Meat is kinda optional. I only add it to keep my husband happy happy happy.)
7. Mustard (I like honey, dijon, or spicy, but regular is fine too.)
8. Garlic and onions (I usually use about 3/4c of minced garlic, and two onions.)
9. 1-2 cans of diced tomatoes (Or use 3 or 4 fresh ones for even lower sodium.)
10. 3 peeled potatoes (You won't be eating these.)
11. Chili powder (Or dried red peppers.)


Then choose whatever you like from the following:

Carrots, Celery, Sweet Potatoes, Spinach, Peppers,.....any vegetable (or spice) you want. You can add as much as you want as long as it all fits into the pot. Apples are a great addition because they add fiber and texture. You can also throw in any compatible left overs like chili or spaghetti sauce that haven't gone bad yet, but that you probably aren't going to eat otherwise.




Directions:

1. Empty all your beans into the pot. Cover them with water, swish your hand around in them, and dump out the excess water. You can repeat this several times. Then cover them with several inches of water and stick your pot into the fridge overnight.

2. The next day, swish your hand in the beans again and drain the water. You can wash them again a few times if you want, but eventually pour some warm water over them till there is about an inch of water above them. Put the pot (covered) on the stove on medium high heat, and bring to a gentle boil. You may have to stir a few times. Don't put it on high heat, because you risk scorching the soup. (This is experience talking!)

3. While that is happening, peel three potatoes and toss them in. This is to "de-gas" your beans. If you have a stomach of iron, I suppose you can skip this part, but don't ask me to sit next to you.

4. Once a boil is achieved, turn the heat down low. Like really low. Like almost off. Trust me on this one. Even one degree too high can scorch you a nice black layer of evilness on the bottom of your pot. Not everyone has as nice a husband as I do who is willing to scrub that off! You will let this simmer for three hours, stirring every 15-30 minutes.

5. Do another activity for two and a half hours that won't take you too far from your pot. Nap, workout, TV, read, sew, clean, pick your nose, etc.

6. During the last 30 minutes of cooking time, saute some garlic and chopped onion in your iron skillet. Then, add some meat. You can either microwave your meat ahead of time and drain the fat, or you can just use something low fat like turkey and brown it in your skillet. The little bit of fat in the meat will add some lubrication to the skillet. (You can add more vegetables here if you want. Sauted vegetables/fruit taste better than boiled.)

7. Once the three hours are up, remove and toss the potatoes (Don't eat them! They are full of gassy nastiness!). Then, add the tomatoes into the pot along with the contents of your skillet (and leftovers if you want).

8. Add some mustard and some chili pepper. Go easy on the pepper and careless with the mustard. Mustard is the secret to a super great bean soup, as far as I'm concerned. Also, the longer chili pepper boils, the hotter it gets.

9. Simmer all these ingredients for another 30 minutes doing several taste tests along the way to check if you need more mustard.

All done! All you need now is some black pepper and a light sprinkling of your favorite cheese on top. Cornbread is a nice addition to such a meal. Don't be afraid to experiment with different ingredients each time.

It's fun, healthful, and keeps you full so you don't need a midnight snack. Also, if you go easy on the meat and cheese, it will clean you out like a nice yummy scrub brush.

This soup will feed approximately a million people and costs between $15 and $20 to make. Actually it makes about 30 servings, but if you add a little more water it will go even farther.

Since I live with just my husband, I end up freezing about 3/4 of it in plastic containers or freezer bags and pull one out every once in while when I don't have time to make dinner. It's so much better for you than a frozen entree at the grocery store and just as fast to reheat and serve.



If war breaks out, you're ready!

Thursday, March 7, 2013

A Doable Exercise Plan

Most of us get burnt out doing exercise because we watch something like The Biggest Loser or read an inspirational magazine article and think, "I'm going to start waking up at 6:00 and run for an hour!". . .Yeah, like that happens. Or, "I'm going to join a gym!". . .All it takes is one rainy day, and that idea is dead in the water!

Most people then use the age-old excuse, "Exercise? Who has that kind of time?" And yet. . .these same people watch at least five different T.V. shows per week. . .hmmmmmm. . .(Am I judging? Yes, but only because I was totally there six months ago.)

So here is a completely doable routine. It's absolutely free, you don't need any special equipment (unless you want to drag that elliptical or treadmill out of the closet), you don't need a lot of space, and you get to watch your favorite T.V. shows in the comfort (and non-judgmental confines) of your own home!

A FEW THINGS TO THINK ABOUT BEFORE STARTING:

1. Do it at your own pace. Start working in one to two minute intervals, catch your breath, and then pick back up. Just vow to stick with it for a whole hour of T.V. watching a day.

2. Do it every day, Monday through Friday. If you like to wake up early, then do it early. If you like to do it after work, do it after work, but make sure to do it at the same time every day. This helps your body understand that it's getting into fat-burning mode. Think about it: You know how you get hungry three times a day? Well, your body will naturally start craving exercise during "that" time of day. Your body will actually miss it when it doesn't get it! I know I sound crazy, but . . . it's true! This is coming from a person who hated P.E. class in high school. Like hated hated. Like would have rather studied for a test! I'm not kidding!!!

3. Set one goal. That goal is to try it every day for a month. Just a month. At the beginning of the month, step on a scale and remember the number. Let that number haunt you. Don't step on the scale again for at least a week after starting this if not the entire month. If you don't weigh less at the end of a complete month of trying this, I'll give you your money back! . . . Wait a second. . . Seriously though, I'm already excited about your results!

4. If you are a Christian and can't find the time for Bible reading and prayer, do this routine while you listen to the Bible on CD or mp3 for 30 minutes and then pray for 30 minutes. The first few times, it's going to be hard to focus because you are so out of breath, but after a few days, you will find you can actually focus deeper and pray harder than ever before! There is a reason the Israelites danced when they worshiped God. Physical movement aids focus and creativity.

5. The ENTIRE time during your hour, remember two things: Keep your belly button sucked into your spine and when you bend your knees, never let them go past your toes.

THE ROUTINE:

1. Start the first week or so simply marching with high knees whenever your show is on. When it goes to a commercial, spend the first commercial catching your breath and taking a water break. Then do pushups, situps, and stretches while sitting on the couch for the remainder of commercials. When the show comes back on start marching again! Do this for an hour.

2. By the second week start a different move every time the show comes back on. Pick the ones you like and add others as you grow stronger. (During commercials, you still do a water break, then pushups, situps, and stretches.)
 
     a. March in place with high knees, exploding off the floor and swinging your arms. (Upgrade: Run in place with high knees)

     b. Stand wider than hip distance with feet turned out--knees pointed same direction as feet at all times. Bend your knees and sit back with arms extended forward. Then straighten back up. Focus your movement in your core by sucking your belly button into your spine and squeezing your butt. Knees never go past the toes. (Upgrade: Jump as you straighten.)

     c. March in place kicking your butt as you march. (Upgrade 2: Run in place, kicking your butt.)

     d. Lunge back and forth. Start with a small bend in alternating knees. Bob a little bit as you do this move to engage your core. Again, pull your belly button into your spine and squeeze those butt muscles! Knees are always pointed toward toes and never go past them. (Upgrade: Stand wide apart and make the lunges deeper while alternately lifting your feet off the floor.)

     e. Step side-to-side. (Upgrade 1: Alternate lifting your legs to the side squeezing your side abs as you lift. Upgrade 2: Jump from side to side.)

     f. Step one of your legs out to the side, but don't put weight on it. Using the resistance of the floor, slide your foot back in targeting your inner thighs. Alternate back and forth.

     g. Jump rope in place. Don't use a real jump rope in the house (DANGER! DANGER!).  Just pretend you have an imaginary one and do the same motions. (**FUN FACT: Jump roping burns 13 calories a minute! That's 195 calories for 15 minutes!)

     h. Do front kicks. Stand with feet hip distance apart. Step one foot forward and bend both knees slightly. Keeping your shoulders relaxed and in the same place the whole time, contract your abs as you snap your back leg forward and back down into the same starting spot. Do the same amount of kicks on the other side. Start with low kicks, and as your strength increases, kick higher. (Upgrade: Bounce in between kicks.)

     i. Do Roundhouse kicks and Axe kicks. (Look these up on YouTube as they are a bit hard to describe. Keep the same form, though.)

     j. Throw some punches. Stand in the same kicking stance with both feet hip distance apart, then step one foot forward. Whatever foot is forward, start a jab with the same hand, then jab with the other hand. That's one rep. Make sure you are not using your shoulders to do this, but instead powering the movement with your abs and the turn of your hips. Change from jabs to crosses and then do some uppercuts. (Upgrade: Bounce in between punches.)

     k. Upgrade any of these moves by holding hand weights and swinging your arms.



You can pick and choose whatever you want from that list, and if you can come up with new ones, do them! Just make sure you are moving for one whole hour!